Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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