I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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