So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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