drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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