I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i now understand why vodka
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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