Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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