brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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