fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
My vagina just clenched in fear
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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