The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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