Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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