This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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