Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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