me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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