so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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