don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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