It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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