TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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