oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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