Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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