Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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