Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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