Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she was so not down for the gang bang
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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