He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
