Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
Randomize
