You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
A bitchslap is in order.
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