I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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