i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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