do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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