before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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