Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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