if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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