so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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