it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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