I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
