where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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