we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
