so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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