This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
How does it feel to date your dad?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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