I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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