I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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