I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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