I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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