We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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