He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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