I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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