Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
He better not be in your backpack
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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