super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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