Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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