I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Randomize
