adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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