on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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